But he sends her the address. A small park with a playground on it (lmao). He'll wait there and may even help himself to couple of the chocolates the longer she takes.
Who are we kidding, he's already had one by now. ]
[ Fortunately, she will be there in short order and follows the address using GPS navigation (so handy). It's totally not because she was actually eager for sweets. No. Nothing like that at all.
When she arrives, however, he's had a few (around 3) already, and she looks slightly displeased as she can see even from a distance what he's doing. With that, she tries to quietly sneak up behind him to gently (kind of) bop his head with her umbrella with no warning. ]
[ The only response she gives is her narrowed eyes at the pack on the ground, and she walks over to pick it up and inspect what Jaune's already eaten. It's not much, fortunately, and one or two were pieces she wasn't going to eat anyway.
For some reason, she can't really bring herself to get mad at him for real, so her expression relaxes. Maybe it's the sheer nostalgia of the situation (playground aside), like when her brother used to bring her sweets from his travels and they'd eat them together. ]
Since you've only eaten some of the stuff I wouldn't have touched anyway, I guess I'll spare you this time. Consider yourself lucky.
Actually, I... w-well, you see, I... there were two more I sort of tasted, buuut I didn't like them, so I... kiiiiinda wrapped them back? I dunno which ones they are now. It was definitely one of the green ones I think! No... no, I'm sure! Yeah. And I'm only telling you 'cause you would've found out anyway, otherwise I wouldn't have said anything! [ how is that helping ]
[ ...Okay, that merits another umbrella head-bop. Jaune should've shut his mouth and taken the rare opportunity to avoid repercussions when he could've. ]
Aaaaaand open mouth, insert foot. Why am I not surprised?
[ At least he was honest??? But she'll reach into the box and hold one up to her eye for inspection (checking for any incidence of Jaune's tampering). When it passes, she unwraps it and pops the candy in her mouth. ]
[ She just blinks at it in disbelief before turning to give him a death glare. ]
That's for children.
[ And she is a little lady, thank you very much!!! ...And Jaune is not her brother, even if he is doing very brother-y things right now. Translation: big fat no. ]
--your loss!! [ Runs up to the swing SO FAST, already settling himself on it. It looks awkward since it was built for someone of Edna's size and not a guy who's 6'1. ]
Then again, you'd probably fall off it anyway, so maybe it's for the best. [ REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY... ] Y-Yeah, don't go on it, Edna.
Nooo, of course not! You're very tall and huge. Nothing wrong with you at all! It's this-- this swing, it's just... not made for... someone like you! I'm offended for you, too!
[ Swinging himself back and forth just a little bit, look how fun this is. ]
But no, she instead gives him the push he wants, and then some. By "then some", I mean using a biiit of Giant's Strength to give him an (un?)pleasant surprise in the form of a push that will, more likely than not, startle him with its force as he's swinging.
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But he sends her the address. A small park with a playground on it (lmao). He'll wait there and may even help himself to couple of the chocolates the longer she takes.
Who are we kidding, he's already had one by now. ]
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When she arrives, however, he's had a few (around 3) already, and she looks slightly displeased as she can see even from a distance what he's doing. With that, she tries to quietly sneak up behind him to gently (kind of) bop his head with her umbrella with no warning. ]
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Urrk... E-Edna?? I-- [ COUGH ] --hey! I...
[ He glances at the pack that he also dropped to the ground. Still closed, so the contents are salvageable. ] ...brought treats? Heh, heh...
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For some reason, she can't really bring herself to get mad at him for real, so her expression relaxes. Maybe it's the sheer nostalgia of the situation (playground aside), like when her brother used to bring her sweets from his travels and they'd eat them together. ]
Since you've only eaten some of the stuff I wouldn't have touched anyway, I guess I'll spare you this time. Consider yourself lucky.
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Hi.
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Aaaaaand open mouth, insert foot. Why am I not surprised?
[ At least he was honest??? But she'll reach into the box and hold one up to her eye for inspection (checking for any incidence of Jaune's tampering). When it passes, she unwraps it and pops the candy in her mouth. ]
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Y'know, that umbrella of yours is gonna kill a guy one day.
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[ Is she serious or joking? It's hard to tell.
...At least the chocolates are nice. The one she had was particularly nougat-y. ]
Looks like you went for quality. Good.
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That's not even the best part, Edna. Look where we are! [ He points to an unoccupied swing on the playground. ] Want me to push you?
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That's for children.
[ And she is a little lady, thank you very much!!! ...And Jaune is not her brother, even if he is doing very brother-y things right now. Translation: big fat no. ]
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Whaaaat? No way, a swing is for all ages. [ He's so patronizing, hahah. ] You can push me on it! I'll go first! Trust me, you'll have fun!
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[ Pondering whether she should or should not use Giant's Strength when pushing him... ]
...Whatever. Fine.
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[ Unless she's brooding on it or something. Even then, there are way better places to brood in than noisy playgrounds full of (alien) children. ]
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Then again, you'd probably fall off it anyway, so maybe it's for the best. [ REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY... ] Y-Yeah, don't go on it, Edna.
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What?
[ She walks up to the swing and compares her height to that of the swing. ]
I'm not that short and small.
[ Is his nefarious plan working??? Who knows. ]
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[ Swinging himself back and forth just a little bit, look how fun this is. ]
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[ Edna, it'd be better to clarify—
But no, she instead gives him the push he wants, and then some. By "then some", I mean using a biiit of Giant's Strength to give him an (un?)pleasant surprise in the form of a push that will, more likely than not, startle him with its force as he's swinging.
He'll probably survive. ]
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[ al;sdhfasjkl;fhde the force is so strong that Jaune almost loops around, but no, he just stops at the highest possible angle
and then
better hope that Edna isn't staying where she was because he's swinging right back down towards her. ]
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That's what you get for being patronizing.