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[earthpulse]

You're going on it. Not me. You wouldn't catch me dead on that.

[ Unless she's brooding on it or something. Even then, there are way better places to brood in than noisy playgrounds full of (alien) children. ]

[beaconed]

--your loss!! [ Runs up to the swing SO FAST, already settling himself on it. It looks awkward since it was built for someone of Edna's size and not a guy who's 6'1. ]

Then again, you'd probably fall off it anyway, so maybe it's for the best. [ REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY... ] Y-Yeah, don't go on it, Edna.

[earthpulse]

[ Oh my god, it's like seeing Zaveid on a swing. ...He would probably be better at it though, because he's a wind seraph. ]

What?

[ She walks up to the swing and compares her height to that of the swing. ]

I'm not that short and small.

[ Is his nefarious plan working??? Who knows. ]

[beaconed]

Nooo, of course not! You're very tall and huge. Nothing wrong with you at all! It's this-- this swing, it's just... not made for... someone like you! I'm offended for you, too!

[ Swinging himself back and forth just a little bit, look how fun this is. ]

[earthpulse]

Sure you are.

[ Edna, it'd be better to clarify—

But no, she instead gives him the push he wants, and then some. By "then some", I mean using a biiit of Giant's Strength to give him an (un?)pleasant surprise in the form of a push that will, more likely than not, startle him with its force as he's swinging.

He'll probably survive. ]

[beaconed]

WHOAAAAA--!!!!!

[ al;sdhfasjkl;fhde the force is so strong that Jaune almost loops around, but no, he just stops at the highest possible angle

and then

better hope that Edna isn't staying where she was because he's swinging right back down towards her. ]

[earthpulse]

[ Thankfully, she is no stranger to gravity being a cruel mistress, and sidesteps out of the way as Jaune rockets backwards towards her. ]

That's what you get for being patronizing.